FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

[David R. Mead]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

[lundq]

That's great. I needed a good chuckle this morning.

Ron

[joea]

Excellent! Their not knowing each other makes for a longer life!