Wedding anniversary

Post by **joea** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 20:21

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

lundq · Post by **lundq** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 23:13

Now that is funny!

Nathan K. Hammond · Post by **Nathan K. Hammond** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 23:50

His funeral will be on Saturday.

HAHA good one Joe!

nkh

Post by **joea** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 01:23

Guys,

Please do not show this to the wife, otherwise we all will be living in the hangar!

Joe

Jody Wittmeyer · Post by **Jody Wittmeyer** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 05:54

At least we all like the same kind of beer (cold) and the same kinds of airplanes. (champs)