National Aeronca Association Bulletin Board

This one was sent to me by a fellow who is pretty good with Aeronca's... name is Bill and you can guess who it is...

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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.


Ear Infection

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.


I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter...

Very Good!

Similar and TRUE story..

A friend of mine went to see a proctologist.

When he checked in with the receptionist she greeted him and said "I hope you don't mind the doctor has rather large hands."

My friend replies "its not a problem as long as they're not both on my shoulders at the same time."

He said the the whole place erupted in laughter and the receptionist had to leave the room.

Rich,

Thats a good one as well!

Joe A

Just had a colonoscopy..........I really had a problem with the back ground music! Star Trek -"Going where no man has gone before".

Dennis

I have a friend who is a proctologist. He has two signs in his office "Parking in Rear" and "Thank You For Not Farting"

I guess it helps to have a sense of humor in that world.

Brian Walker
'46 7 AC/DC

The best thing about a colonoscopy is when you have it behind you!

Dennis

If you had it in front of you,, wouldn't that be called something else?

Groan

I had a Gastroscopy done at the same time as the Colonoscopy. I just asked the Doc if he would please do the top one before the bottom one. I didn't want to wake up with a nasty taste in my mouth.