The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, chop every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, happy birthday."
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Planning to drop a dime regarding a body buried in the back yard in a month or so. Will plant some 'maters for ya! JR
[quote="Jody Wittmeyer"]The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, chop every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, happy birthday."[/quote]
[quote="Jody Wittmeyer"]The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, chop every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, happy birthday."[/quote]
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You might be a Taliban if
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1- You refine herion for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2- You realize that television is more dangerous than carrying ammo in your robe.
3- You own a $300.00 machine gun and a $5000.00 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
4- You have more wives than teeth.
5- You think vest come in two stylse: bullet-prof and suicide.
6- You consider a liberal education indulgent and dangerous (for example)
you do NOT allow the teaching of history, the use of comdoms, or the use of cell phones for other than setting off roadside bombs.
7- You use your robe as a privvy and wipe with your bare hand, but would not touch bacon.
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1- You refine herion for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2- You realize that television is more dangerous than carrying ammo in your robe.
3- You own a $300.00 machine gun and a $5000.00 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
4- You have more wives than teeth.
5- You think vest come in two stylse: bullet-prof and suicide.
6- You consider a liberal education indulgent and dangerous (for example)
you do NOT allow the teaching of history, the use of comdoms, or the use of cell phones for other than setting off roadside bombs.
7- You use your robe as a privvy and wipe with your bare hand, but would not touch bacon.
Keep the pointed end forward--
The dirty side down.....
And the blue skies on top....
The dirty side down.....
And the blue skies on top....
