Sheer Nightgown

Post by **joea** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 00:16

Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she' s no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot. The funeral will be Wednesday at the....

Wheeler · Post by **Wheeler** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 22:17

Thanks! I needed a good laugh.

Post by **joea** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 23:26

Glad to help!

Hey I flew just 5 miles South of your place today. Strong winds blew me a bit North of course and looked down to find something that looked a lot like the photo you posted. Checked the GPS and sure enough it was "wheeler point" so I wagged my wings and headed East.

Would have done a low pass but was pushing hard to make it to DVT before sundown. Landed about 15 minutes after sunset but could still see pretty good.

Joe

Wheeler · Post by **Wheeler** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 00:26

You must have been flying along the 60 at Brenda, just after it separates from the 10, I imagine you won't be flying by in the morning then.

When you do come out I need to show you where a key is hidden and how to turn on the water and electricity, just incase you need a place to stay for the night.

The white line on the bottom of the picture is drawn from DVT to TRM.

Here are pictures of the actual dwelling.

Post by **joea** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 01:29

Yep, thats it. Would rather come out when you are there.

Joe

Jon B. · Post by **Jon B.** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 13:31

Joe - your lawn needs mowing!

Jon

Post by **joea** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 13:42

Jon,

Wish that this was my place, but its Wheelers.

If you are good with a computer and track my house in Phoenix down you will find that my front and most of the back yard are "crushed granite" (aka gravel) so does not grow very rapidly!

Joe