FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

[joea]

FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)

1000.1A     No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the

direction or suggestion or supervision of the pilot or pilots may try,

or attempt to try or make or make attempt to try to comprehend or

understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned

Federal Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator

or an agent appointed by, or inspected by the Administrator.

 

1000.1B    If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of,

or realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they,

are or have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations, 

 they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

 

1000.1C    Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending

comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite the Federal

Aviation Regulations in such manner as to eliminate any further

comprehension hazards.

 

1000.1D   The Administrator may, at his or her option, require the

offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in Federal

Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to

be capable of understanding anything.

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