Texas Bank Robber
A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. ....
Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a good look at you."
Texas Bank Robber
Moderator: N84712
Texas Bank Robber
Joe Craig 15A
Re: Texas Bank Robber
Good one. Could also be used with the Mother in Law! 
Re: Texas Bank Robber
I am sure my x-wife saw him!!!!!
Dennis
Dennis
Re: Texas Bank Robber
How about one more...
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Michigan girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Michigan girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Michigan , we have so many illegal aliens that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Michigan girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Michigan girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Michigan , we have so many illegal aliens that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
Joe Craig 15A